I just found out that there are less than 100 registered voters in the U.S. with my last name. Now I happen to know that there are more than 100 of us in the U.S. who are legally old enough to vote.
I know that I’m registered to vote. Not that I vote all that intelligently sometimes. In fact, every so often I wonder about me. I voted for Blago………twice.
On the other hand, the alternative was………………….well, it just was.
SO WHICH OF YOU COUSINS O’ MINE AIN’T REGISTERED TO VOTE?!?!? ‘FESS UP!!
(If you’re in the U.S. illegally, I’ll forgive you. On the other hand, if you’re in the U.S. illegally but living in Chicago, then there’s no excuse for not voting. Even dead people vote in Chicago for pete’s sake.)